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Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts; man lay on crack and rock nuts. Baby conceived on back seat of automobile with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard. Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose. Man who lose key to girl friends apartment, no get new key. Woman who slides down bannister makes monkey shine. Man who go to sleep with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger. Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. Girl who marry detective must kiss dick. He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew. Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous. Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow. Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight. Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion! Man who jump through window screen, strain self. Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off. Man who masturbate only screwing self. Man who polish knob play pocket pool. Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end. Man who push piano down mine shaft get a flat miner. Man who put cock on stove have hot rod. Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue. Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth! Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache. Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails! Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. Man who sit on hot stove will rise again. Man who sit on tack get point! Man who step in it often say it. Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks. Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs. Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed. Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church. People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up. Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Those who make love in strawberry patch have butt in jam. To prevent hangover stay drunk! When baby cry, give bust in face. When lady say maybe, she mean yes. When lady say no, she mean maybe. When lady say yes, she no lady. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock. Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy. Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring. Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over. Woman who wear G-string, high on crack! Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky. Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt. Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay. Be careful of the toes you step on today, for they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow."
"Confucius say too damn much!"